Election day is here!

Yay.

I know you're expecting an election update.

Be patient, it is a work in progress and is saved as a draft as we speak, however, it needs some minor tweaking and grammatical corrections.

Well, "minor tweaking" as in I haven't written it yet.

But, like MSNBC, and CNN, and everyone else but the neo-fascist-right-wing-pseudo-extremists of Fox News; I will wait until every vote is counted, every tard figures out the voting system, and every Republican (crybaby) is finished with his tantrum.

So, this is not an update, do not panic.

If you panic because a blog hasn't updated, please put the shotgun in your mouth.

kthxbye

Here's a link to keep you occupied until your Messiah updates with his opinion on the 3-ring-bullshit-circus of mid-term elections.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/lies

Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
-- (Epicurus)


Oh, and the Messiah thing?


You mean I didn't show you that contract that says by navigating to this website your soul now belongs to Sat- me?

Yeah, shoulda read the fine print on that one, buddy.

Have fun in hell.